Hey there, fabulous guests and future visitors! It's your favourite family-run tourist accommodation in Lanzarote, and oh boy, do we have a tale to spin! During the temporary closure for maintenance work at Villa Canaima Apartments, we decided to add some pizzazz and mischief – brace yourself for the quirkiest and funniest rollercoaster ride!

1. A Whimsical White Canvas: Armed with paintbrushes and a sprinkle of madness, we embarked on a "Cesar Manrique meets Picasso" adventure! Our building turned into a whimsical white canvas, as if the whole neighbourhood decided to throw a party where everyone was invited to paint the town white!

Hey, sometimes a splash of white is all it takes to create a fresh and clean look that brightens up everything around. Cesar Manrique and Picasso would have been proud of our artistic endeavours!

2. Pool Drama: Our pool went all diva on us and demanded a "splashy rebellion!" So, we pampered it like royalty with a spa day, complete with cucumber eye masks (yes, we snatched some for ourselves too – shh!).

3. "Legi-what?" Legionella! Fear not, dear guests, we were armed and ready for a germ-fighting showdown! We hosted a "Legionella party," where our pipes, faucets, and water tanks strutted their stuff in a dazzling hygiene dance-off!

4. Balcony Revamp Extravaganza: Out with the old and in with the chic! We transformed our balconies into a runway-worthy spectacle, giving our railings a sleek glass makeover. Now they're so stylish, even the pigeons can't help but strut their feathers!

5. The Smart Lock Saga: Our doors wanted in on the tech revolution! We gave them a "Smart Locks 101" crash course, and now they're having a blast chatting with guests – but watch out, they've got a stash of knock-knock jokes up their hinges!

6. Drainage Drama Queens: Our drainage pipes decided to unleash their inner drama queens! Clogging up at the most inconvenient times, they demanded attention. So, we threw a "plumbing party" and learned the "Drainage Shuffle" while fixing them up!

7. A Dig with a Twist: Ground-floor apartments buried in the garden had a secret passion – being dirt divas! We treated them to an exterior wall spa day, making sure they were fabulous and moisture-free, because divas deserve the best!

8. The Fumigation Fiesta: Critters invaded, so we threw them a "Critter Carnival!" Bugs rocked tiny party hats while mosquitoes tried limbo dancing (and failed miserably!). Our deep fumigation sent them scurrying away like they were auditioning for a bug ballet!

You know how it is with maintenance work – surprises around every corner! But fear not, we're dedicated to turning your stay into a laughter-filled escapade!

So there you have it – our wild and wacky maintenance journey! We're eagerly waiting to welcome you back to our upgraded, quirky, and always hilarious home away from home. Until then, keep those smiles beaming and laughter roaring – life's too short not to have fun! See you soon! 😄🏨🌴